Tips

Magical tip #1

Never practice magic on an empty stomach

Catastrophic things might happen.

Magical tip #2

Always wear sparkly clothes

For your comfort and confidence, always wear sparkly clothes.
Spells only obey a well-dressed wizard.

Magical tip #3

Mind your houseplant

Don’t forget to water it, or it will altogether stop singing and talking to you.

Magical tip #4

Don’t drink and fly

Go easy on the potions before you mount your broom. You might feel tempted to increase your courage with a sip or three, but it won’t improve your flying skills! Besides, too much liquid might cause inconveniences in the middle of a long flight.

Magical tip #5

Don’t sleepwalk…

Don’t sleepwalk if you live in a hut in the top of a tree. Many a great wizard has broken a leg or an arm or a magic wand tumbling down from a treetop. So, take care.

Magical tip #6

Don’t kiss a frog

In the search for true magical love, don’t kiss a frog or a toad or anything of the like. They taste really awful! What use would you get from a prince or a princess anyway?? Get yourself a cat instead.

Magical tip #7

Never buy magical hair removal cream from an internet firm with questionable morals

The consequences may be severe.

Magical tip #8

Don’t leave your magic wand lying around

Who knows what reckless creature might stumble upon it? Children, and other uncontrollable beings, should not be allowed to play around with magical tools.

Magical tip #9

Underage wizards should be monitored at all times

Yes, it is tiring however necessary. But at the age of 117 it is usually safe to leave them unmonitored.

Magical tip #10

Don’t argue with a carnivorous plant

That is, if you value your limbs.

Magical tip #11

Never polish a magic wand with fish oil

It might have an unexpected effect on the spells in the following days. Also, the smell…!