With all the great things I’ve achieved in my life, it would be far too extensive to go into details here.
However, I promise to tell you all about my deeds and adventures sometime soon (definitely within the century), so keep an eye on the blog!
Abilities
Again, there are far too many to list out. Here are just a few to give you an idea. I can:
- Pacify a dragon.
- Enchant the weather.
- Mix a mean cosmopotion, magicjito and a plethora of other potions.
- Sneeze fireworks while wiggling my ears.
- Ride a pegasus and train unicorns.
- Hold a plank for 30 seconds.
- Tie my beard into a pretty bow.
- Sweet-talk evil witches. Or alternatively burn them to a crisp.
- Follow this Bob Ross tutorial to perfection.
Languages
My knowledge of human languages might be a little bit rusty – sometimes decades pass without me meeting anyone.
Though I don’t talk to that many people, I still master a great variety of useful languages, e.g. Entish, Danish, Elvish, Troll-ish, Giant-ish and even a little Banshee on occasion.
Favourite colour
Blue with yellow dots.
Favourite food
Oatmeal cooked from a secret family recipe.
Hobbies
Knitting, cooking, battling dragons… those sorts of things.