Step 6: Accept your fate
Dear readers,
I have to come clear. My cat came crawling back and I simply couldn’t resist. It looked so remorseful and sweet so I… took it back.
In the recent weeks I’ve slowly come to discover an unlucky truth.
It pains me to say it, but it really seems to me that it is indeed completely and utterly impossible to train your cat. I’m really very sorry, but I’ve tried absolutely everything: Compromising, scolding, bargaining, gaslighting, reasoning, pleading, bribing… Despite my best efforts, nothing is working.
I’ve resolved to means that I’m not proud of, threats and punishments etc., but it has had absolutely no impact. My cat laughs in the face of fear.
I’m really very sorry to all you hopeful readers with a furry bully in your life, but nothing can be done.
It seems we only have one option left: Stop fooling ourselves and accept that our cats actually are the ones in charge.
Go train something easier like a dragon instead.
