Dear Readers!
Have you ever wondered whether or not you might actually be a closeted wizard?
Well, today you’re going to find out! I’ve designed a little questionnaire for you to measure your inner wizard.
Magical you?
- How magical do you feel?
- Very magical indeed! 10 points.
- Maybe a little bit once in a while. 5 points.
- Umm I don’t know? 3 points.
- There is no such thing as magic. 0 points.
- Do you own a big pointy hat?
- Of course I do! I never take it off, except for when I’m in the shower. 10 points.
- I often fantasize about purchasing one. 6 points.
- Perhaps I could be persuaded to buy one if it was on sale. 3 points.
- No, those are not chic at all. 0 points.
- Do you have a long, grey beard?
- Yes. 10 points.
- If I could have, I would have. 10 points.
- Sometimes. I have a part-time seasonal job as Santa Claus in the shopping mall. Does that count? 3,5 points.
- No, long grey beards look ridiculous. 0 points.
- How often do sparks fly from your eyes when you’re agitated?
- All the time. I often set fire to my annoying boss by accident. 10 points.
- It has happened a few times. 6 points.
- I don’t get agitated. I’m a Buddhist. 4 points.
- Never. 0 points.
- When you pass an ogre or a goblin on the street, how do they typically react?
- They run away screaming. 10 points.
- They look a bit nervous and sometimes pee their pants. 6 points.
- They point and giggle and try to eat me. 2 points.
- There is no such thing as ogres or goblins. 0 points.
- How often would you say you battle a dragon?
- I’ve stopped counting. 10 points.
- At least once a month. 7 points.
- I’ve never met a dragon, but if I were to meet one I would of course start battling it instantly. 5 points.
- There’s no such thing as dragons. 0 points.
- How do you keep count of your points?
- I gaze into my crystal ball. 10 points.
- I write them down on a piece of parchment. 4 points.
- I use a calculator. 0 points.
- This test is ridiculous! I don’t care how many points I have GRR!!!! Minus 3 points.
- And finally, and perhaps most importantly, how often do you eat oatmeal for breakfast?
- Everyday. Oatmeal is my source of power! 10 points.
- Once in a while, but I would rather eat cheerios. 4 points.
- Only when forced by my mother. 2 points.
- Never, yuck! 0 points.
80 points
Congratulations! You are a true wizard.
40 – 79 points
Not bad at all. With a little bit of practice and a lot of oatmeal, you will be a wizard in no time.
1 – 39 points
I’m really sorry to tell you this, but you don’t seem to be very magical at all.
Less than 0 points
Not a single spark. You should probably go read the wall street journal instead.