Find out whether you’re the master of your cat or your cat is the master of you with this quick quiz!
- Whenever I look at my cat I feel…
- That we are the best friends in the whole world. And I am sure that my cat feels exactly the same. 10 points.
- Nervous. 2 points.
- Terror. 0 points.
- When I sit in my favourite chair, my cat always…
- Comes running to lie on my knee and begs to be cuddled. 10 points.
- Ignores me completely. 2 points.
- I never sit in my favourite chair anymore, because my cat is always occupying it. 0 points.
- When my stomach is rumbling, my cat always…
- Brings me a mouse. 10 points.
- Ignores both me and my rumbling stomach. 2 points.
- Throws up a hairball. 0 points.
- When I walk past my cat, it always…
- Bows to me or rubs against my leg. 10 points
- Ignores me completely. 2 points.
- I never dare to walk past my cat, it always attacks me. 0 points.
- When I stumble over something and hurt myself, my cat always…
- Fetches me a band aid and a cup of hot chocolate. 10 points.
- Ignores me completely. 2 points.
- Giggles. 0 points.
- Whenever I try to discipline my cat it always…
- Apologises for its bad behaviour. 10 points.
- Ignores me completely. 2 points.
- Looks at me in disgust. 0 points.
0 – 10 points
Utterly pathetic.
You need to immediately click here and learn how to train your cat!
Otherwise accept your position as a humble subject to your cat.
11 – 20 points
Still a bit pathetic but there is hope for you.
You also need to click here and start learning how to train your cat. (This way you’re sure to prevent a sneaky mutiny from happening in the future.)
21 – 100 points
Stop lying. You too need to click here and immediately start learning how to train your cat.
Good luck!!
